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Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Hoop Hits

Congratulations Jason Kapono. You've officially made the 'B' Team.

Scott Pollard's new team-mate?

15th Anniversary of THE Dream Team.

Sticking with Team America - I may hate the guy, but this is STILL insane.

While on the theme of video, can't forget to shamelessly plug Big Smoke Sports favorite Raptor - Maceo Baston

NBA Rookie Class give their two cents - for the record, Marco Belinelli is being overlooked. Just sayin'

The Celtics kryptonite? Not if he has anything to say about it.

Who said Mike D'Antoni couldn't ball?

Trying to put the Jermaine O'Neal fiasco in perspective

Finally, as much as we love Maceo Baston - nothing compares to J-Smooth

Props to everyone on the world wide web for hooking us up.

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On Second Thought

One week ago, it was the trade that shook the NBA's landscape...well, atleast the Eastern Conference's.

See, unlike my blogging counterpart, Archimedes, I usually jump to conclusions and believe the hype right away when it comes to a major transaction. Generally though, it takes a week or two for things to sink into my skull, and then, I can finally come to a general conclusion.

In the case of Kevin Garnett's trade to Boston, it's no different. While coming across this info at work, I immediately dubbed Boston the class of the East. One week later, however, I've slowly backed off on that stance.

Don't get me wrong, Danny Ainge's acquisition is a top-notch move, however, it doesn't necessarily guarantee an Eastern Conference championship for basketball's most storied franchise.

If last year was any indication, it's that there's a new breed of young stars in town, and it appears that these men are intent on leading their teams to the post-season ever year. While Boston is built for right now with veterans Pierce, Allen and Garnett, the young stars of the conference aren't far off talent-wise, which means we could be in for one hell of a season. A rather quixotic season if you will.

Here's how I break down the immediate contenders:

1) Cleveland - Still a very bland team, that could take a step backwards if they don't resign Anderson Varajeo. While they are the reigning Eastern Conference Champions, aside from LeBron and Boobie Gibson, this team offers little else. Zydrunas Ilgauskas is evidently on the down-side of his career, while regulars like Donyell Marshall and Drew Gooden are 6th men at best, that have to log regular minutes because of the lack of depth on the roster. Having LeBron doesn't hurt, however, so this team will still be good enough to make the playoffs.

2) Chicago - Ah, the Baby Bulls. It's easy to drool over the potential this team exudes, and their panache for tenacious defense, but this team's success ultimately relies on their ability to score. While Luol Deng is emerging as a great SF, his potential won't be fully tapped until he is alongside a much more efficient point guard. I love Kirk Hinrich as much as the next guy, but I still think there are much more adequate options out there. Ben Gordon, meanwhile, can not simply score unless he is coming off the bench. Given the state of the East, however, they still might possess enough overall quality to come out as the Conference's best.

3) Toronto - Bosh, Bargnani, Ford. 22, 23, 24 years of age respectively. Quite the nucleus to build around for the future. Throw in the depth provided by Garbajosa, Parker, Delfino, Calderon, Nesterovic and Humphries, and you have on your hands a team that could surprise many. Even more so than this past season. Much like Hubie Brown's Grizzlies teams, the Raps could go 10 deep if need be, without seeing much drop-off from the starters to the reserves. Sure there's obvious fanboyism in this post, but given the talent level, and ability to offer offensive/defensive mismatches, this team is legit.

4) Detroit - I'll be the first to admit that I thought this was it with for the Pistons. I was all but guaranteed that Joe Dumars was going to dismantle this roster after last year's playoff debacle. After a summer of re-tooling, however, might Detroit remain as the class of the East? Letting C-Webb walk was a stroke of genius, as it's time for Jason Maxiell to take center stage. Let it be known that he is the front runner, in my opinion, for the NBA's 6th Man of the Year Award, or NBA's Most Improved Player Award. He's THAT good. Chauncey Billups may be on the down-swing of his career, but he still possesses more talent then three-quarters of the point guards league-wide. And with Rip, Prince, Rasheed and McDeezy rounding out the rest of the cast, Detroit has a core that can compete for another 3 years or so.

5) Boston - Finally, the team that is the consensus pick to win atleast the East. While it is a very noble selection, playoff basketball, and championships for that matter, are won with depth. The one area the C's are lacking in. While acquiring KG was a fantastic move, giving up 7 players for him was not. I understand the notion that they had too, but now they are left with scrubs like Scott Pollard headlining the supporting cast. Not to mention KG has always lacked a killer instinct in the clutch, Paul Pierce notoriously chokes down the stretch, and Ray Allen is supporting himself with two bummed ankles. They're legitimately, and sadly, better then half the teams in the East with simply these three, but they are not good enough to make any noise.

Note: New Jersey, Washington and Miami are the three remaining teams, in my opinion, that will make the post-season, however, each team possesses more question marks then legitimacy.

All along Danny Ainge stated that he wanted to build up this roster with young studs, and then deal them off for talented veterans. He did in fact do just so, and while I understand that the mentality in sports is to win now, shouldn't you also posses a fall-back plan for the future? If Boston fails to capture a championship, will we look back on this series of events 3 years from now and question as to whether or not it was worth it?

As of now, it most certainly is worth it, however, what will come of all of this is if Ainge's team fails to deliver?

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Freestyle Raptors

Surfing around as per usual, came across a couple VERY exciting and fun Raptors links.

1) Hockey night in Canada? Take a step back, and welcome Sunday Morning Raptors Basketball. CBC is looking to pick up around 20 games a year over the next few seasons. No word on who would be doing the play-by-play efforts. We can only pray it's not the Swirsk.

2) This only received very limited airing up north on the subscription-based RaptorsTV, but it's one of the best sports documentaries I've seen in a long, long time. Without a doubt, MUST SEE for Raptors fans. (Includes a great bit on Sam Mitchell. Some of him going batshit crazy during practice, and some of his old school playing days, where he destroys Kevin Garnett in the low post.)

Here's The Intro

Part 1

Part 2

Big credit to Raptortalk.com For the great links, and the fantastic Raptors coverage.

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Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Quick Hits

Thanks to the rain, over-eating at Subway, and the subpar performance by the Blue Jays thus far, can anyone blame me for my lack of inspiration tonight?

You can blame the man seen here for Carlos Quentin's unemployment. Well, much of that onus can fall on to Quentin's abysmal showing this year, but also because the D'Backs signed Byrnesy to a 3 year $30 million contract extension. Byrnes, Young, Upton. Outfield of the future, and paired with Conor Jackson - the reason Arizona will remain on top of the NL West for years to come.

Now falling under the category of who gives a damn - Brady Quinn ends his holdout.

An article from my new hero. ALL guys wish this was the case.

If you happen to see 'Sabbatini' appear on your call display, please pick up. Rory is looking for someone to help remove his foot from his mouth. If Stephen Ames has taught us anything, it's to not piss off Tiger Woods.

Speaking of which, thanks to his comments, might Rory owe an apology to every PGA tour member once Tiger demolishes the PGA Championship this week?

First Jermaine O'Neal begs for a trade; now he's pleading with Larry Bird to not receive too much in return for his services. Smart move on O'Neal's part as he must have realized that once he goes down with his yearly injury, no one adequate will be left to take his place in the lineup.

Sticking with the Association, EVERYONE is drooling over how great the East will be with the acquisition of KG. However, must I remind everyone that none of the top teams in the West suffered setbacks? Must I remind everyone that the top two rookies are in the West?

I love a feel good story as much as the next guy, but sometimes you just have to call it a career.

Thank god I'm not an LA Galaxy fan. More fuel to add to the fire.

Finally, that collected sigh of disappointment belongs to all the Commissioner's realizing that the NFL pre-season begins this week. Is it sad that these games will receive more attention than baseball's playoff races?

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We've got Mace-yo!

As the rain lightly fell on the window outside, Brian Colangelo received a phone call. His eyebrow cocked, he begrudgingly turned down the Vivaldi he was listening to and glanced at the caller display.

~ Danny Ainge

BC sighed slightly, and picked up the phone.

BC: "Danny, how are you?"

DA: "HA! I'm great Brian! I'm great! I don't know if you heard, but I KNOW you did. We've got KG. Take that!"

BC: "Thats great Danny, really. Congrats. So, whats next for you guys?"

DA: "Next? Um... Next... Good question. You know, I hadn't really thought that far yet."

BC: "Thats ok Dan. I'm sure something will come to you. Good luck."

DA: "Thanks! See you later... sucker."


Brian didn't let Ainge's last little comment phase him. 'Be above that Brian' He thought to himself. Besides, what does he have to worry about? Last year, it took 2 months to construct one of the biggest single season improvements in NBA history. Logic dictates that everyone should be a year better, and even more unified now that everyone is used to playing in the same system. Hell, they're so well built, he doesn't even need to worry about hiring an actual coach. Yes indeed, things look awfully good right now.

If last season taught us anything, it's that with Brian Colangelo, don't worry about over-spending on talent that only plays when they feel like it, when you can buy hustle dirt cheap.

Jorge Garbajosa is the poster boy for the Colangelo era. The proverbial 'Who is that?' player that makes the difference and bridges the gap between the high-profile stars and the every-day pickup player.

So, this offseason, all the 'experts' pointed out that the Raps need a good-sized Small Forward who can slash, run the floor, and get to the basket. We sat and watched Gerald Wallace, and Jason Richardson move to Charlotte, and instead focused on a dead-heat outside shooter.

Why didn't we grab a big name for the 3?



THATS why.

Maceo Baston.

I've been wracking my brain trying to find an apt nickname for him. "Wide Mouth" Maceo? MA$E? MB? There's a severe lack of quality NBA nicknames going around.

Any suggestions for a name will be greatly appreciated.

I'm predicting Baston's leap as the next exciting fan favourite for the Raptors, and as such, I'm nominating Maceo Baston as the official Big Smoke Sports Raptor for the '07/'08 Season. We'll be tracking his numbers and P/T with a keen eye.

KG? We've got your KG right here.

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Towers Vs. Clemens


So this is what it comes down to?

One of the biggest games of the year, and we've got Josh Towers to rely on.

Granted, has this been, oh, 3 months ago, and there was a Josh Towers bandwagon, I may have very well been driving it. The problem arises with the fact that flat out, Josh doesn't really seem to like it here.

Is some of it warranted? Maybe. Towers has been tossed around in his role during his time in Toronto, but he recently complained about the team not showing up as a united front.

Just a theory Josh, but maybe part of the problem was that you haven't exactly had their back either. After the bush-league "ha!" incident, Towers was the first Jays pitcher to face A-Rod. Did he throw at his head? At his back? at his legs? None of the above. It took TWO MONTHS and a rookie pitcher to finally show that the Jays didn't appreciate the sentiment. If you aren't going to protect your hitters, don't bitch when it looks like they aren't supporting you.

I'm hoping the recent influx of young Jays pitching takes notice, and Josh Towers can go down as the ultimate cautionary tale. Instead of complaining about not getting yours, go out, shut up, and put up results.

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Monday, August 6, 2007

Major League Disappointment


Enjoying yourself Becks'?

I mean, why shouldn't you? It's not everyday a franchise is willing to shell out $250 million for you to miss time due to 'injury' and in turn, dish out politically correct answers at press conferences.

Your arrival in North America was supposed to spawn soccer's popularity. To heights in which sports like hockey can only dream about.

Pele tried to do the same thing in the '70's, but never has the world been introduced to an athlete of your magnitude. Your popularity globe-wide is not truly comprehensible, unless, of course, you are David Beckham.

You even stated yourself that this transfer to LA was about one thing: challenge. In your inaugural North American press-conference you made it seem as if you had conquered Europe, and all that was left was the MLS.

So what gives?

You have yet to see any playing time within the MLS, yet, you graced us all with your presence when Chelsea came overseas. Might I ask why? What was so important about that Chelsea game that prompted you to play? It's been stated that your ankle injury needs 6-7 weeks of recovery. Today marks the beginning of the 6th week, so if I do my math correctly, what was the meaning behind you playing over a week ago? Had you not seen enough of Chelsea when you were with Madrid and Man U. Were those domestic and Champions League matches not enough?

If your main decision to come to the MLS was to 'challenge' yourself, wouldn't it have made sense to sit out the Chelsea game? Giving your ankle further rest, thus meaning you could see action against the likes of Dallas, Toronto and DC United? Wouldn't it mean more to your teammates, the fans and everyone associated with the league for you to help guide LA to a playoff appearance? Currently, LA is on the outside looking in, and given their recent play, missing out on the post-season is a strong possibility.

You've brushed aside all of this during press conferences, stating that no one should worry as you will grace us with your presence and talent for 5 years. Lost in all of this is the fact that you are on the downside of your career, and even when you were in your prime, failed to qualify as one of the game's best.

So two weeks from now (if we're lucky), or a year from now, what exactly will you bring to the table for Americans to care about soccer on a higher level?

Oh, by the way, whenever you do decide to play, please do us all one favor: tell Landon Donovan to stay on his feet. Last time I saw someone spend that much time on their back was when I rented Jenna Jameson's latest video. Her performance was fantastic, but his on the otherhand...was rather lackluster. Much like your debut so far.

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Role Player Roll Call


As seen on Drunk Jays Fans, the Birds have parted ways with HA-wie Clark (ugh, terrible joke... blame the Moosehead) and Royce Clayton to make room for newcomers Ray Olmedo and Hector Luna. It's hard to lie and pretend that this move is going to make an enormous change for the rest of the Jays season, but I suppose it can't hurt.

Howie played pretty well in a sparing role on the team, and I can't say that either of the guys they brought in will be much better. Two big positives can be brought from this.

1) Hector Luna has a world series ring. Sure, he got traded to Cleveland during the middle of the year and didn't play in the post season, but he WAS a part of the 2006 World Series Champion St Louis Cardinals. He's been in the clubhouse with guys who were on their way to a World Series. Just like Shea Hillenbrand. I'm sure thats a good thing. Right? Sure. I'm sure when he first strolled into the locker room, a hush fell over the team and they averted their eyes in reverance.

2) (seriously) The initial loss of Royce Clayton seems to have put a very, VERY relaxed step into John McDonald's game. He's always been a solid defensive player, and I doubt that he'll continue to be a run-producer, but it's nice to see him get a little respect and the tag of "Starting Shortstop". I've been a huge JMcD fan for quite a while, and am glad he's finally reaping the benefits of paying his dues.

Plus, you know... He's the Father of Confederation.



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Hoop Links

Back from the cottage, hung over as fuck. I didn't get a chance to do any fishing, just an extremely strong amount of beer consumption. I'm feeling it very, very hard right now, which is rare for me. As such, don't expect much intelligent material out of me tonight.

Instead, I'll just paste together a bunch of links, and go back to lying down with a wet towel on my forehead.

- The only man bigger and better than OJ Mayo at USC? 'Lil Romeo

- Keeping in line with All-Star players bitching about their teams after signing long contracts: Jermaine O'Neal wants a trade to the Lakers

- Making a strong bid for my favourite NBA Player in 2007? James Posey

- Another James Posey post. Apparenly Posey and Chris Webber are headed to the Mavericks

- And because I'm out of energy: Cheerleader Auditions

It's a long weekend here. Thank God.

(Big Ups to Ball Hype for all the links)

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Make or Break

Jesse Litsch, Josh Towers, Doc Halladay - the three men who will decide the Blue Jays season. The three men, who in order, will face the surging New York Yankees from now until Wednesday, in what is ultimately a do or die series for both teams.

Ironically enough, I labelled July as the Jays make or break month, and the team seemingly went 14-12. It's great that they posted a winning record for the month, however, finishing only two games above .500 and a series sweep courtesy of the Yankees doesn't leave much for the imagination at this point in the season.

So what's changed in that short period of time? Well for starters, I've started to drink the Travis Snider kool-aid, and am ecstatic for the future, but more importantly, I've decided to give this team a chance. From April to July, I bought into the hype surrounding the offence, and was convinced that all the pitching staff had to do was go 6.0 innings strong, and we would have this game in the bag. Then it happened, J.P Rifraudi (clever? or lame?) lied about BJ Ryan's injury, and the team subsequently went 0 and 9 to begin the month of May. By that time, the Red Sox were 13 games up on us, and I bought into all the lambasting the media had dished out to our beloved blue-birds.

It's safe to say the first half of the season wasn't a happy time around my house or workplace, and one can only imagine the health hazards caused by the high levels of stress and anxiety that I had endured. Thankfully, the Mid-Summer Classic rolled around and I had time to wind down, enjoy Alex Rios' coming out party, and start to plan my metamorphosis surrounding my mentality for this team.

Now, while I did label 14-12 as a pedestrian month for a team trying to get back into the thick of things, the Jays subsequently did just that. Sure, the Yankee's have gone on their much-predicted 2nd half surge, but in the meantime, teams like Detroit, Seattle and Minnesota have, much to their dismay and our pleasure, gone on 2nd half swoons.

So what exactly has changed for the Jays this past month? Well for starters, the pitching staff has caught up to the success of the bullpen, and for the first time in a long, long, long time, the Jays have the ability to dole out 5 quality starters. Doc, Dusty, Marcum, Litsch and Towers have all done admirable jobs as of late, especially the latter while filling in for the oft-injured AJ Burnett. Pitch counts are low, they eat innings, and pitch their way out of trouble. Offensively, meanwhile, this team has finally begun to use the small-ball tactic that was supposed to be inherited 5 years ago. And just when it looks like bunting the runner over won't work, Frank Thomas crawls out of hibernation (which usually occurs on a bi-weekly basis) and proceeds to belt out 2 HR's in a game. This of course, leaves Blue Jay's fans wondering what the hell is taking so long for him to wake up? But that is a whole other argument, best saved for another time.

If this team can subsequently take two of three from the Bronx Bombers, it's feasible to believe that the Jays can steal the wildcard. Detroit, Seattle, and Minnesota all have question marks surrounding them, all of which comes at a time when the Jays seem to be putting things together, finally. 5 games can't be that hard to make up, can it?

So Jesse, Josh and Roy, for the sake of this beautiful city, and more importantly, my health, please do us a favor, just win baby!

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Sunday, August 5, 2007

Cottage Links


Well, Bonds and A-Rod made history yesterday, that gives me more than enough of an excuse to take a day off and head up to a cottage for a little R&R, combined with beer and fishing.

Whilst I'm gone, enjoy some tasty links.

- I saw this article about Erin Andrews at the Angry T once, and it was in my head all day. Oh Erin, Erin, Erin.

- Brady Quinn's quest to smash the single season record for gay offseason pictures is mounting. Check them out here at Girls Gone Sports.com

- The OC Register is on the ball when it comes to Angel Stadium Hot Dogs

- Milton Bradley has something to say about Billy Beane. As usual, it's not very nice.

- Because you haven't seen it before: Here's 755

And while you're at it, looking for Jays news: Go to Drunk Jays Fans or Tao of Stieb or Jays Nest



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You Like Irony? Here's Some Irony

As I'm sure you know by now (it's been nearly an hour) Barry Bonds has pulled even with Hank Aaron's carrer number of 755 home runs.

Something you probably DIDN'T know? As cloudy as Barry's past may be, he's never been proven guilty of anything. Clay Hensley, (the man who gave up the historic home run) on the other hand, HAS.

Ironic twist, yes? Everyone is quick to point a finger at the allegations surrounding Bonds, but completely ignoring the fact that Hensley has actually been proven guilty of something. The obvious counter arguement is that Barry Bonds has hit more home runs in the Majors than all but one other person on the planet, while Clay Hensley completely sucks.

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